Saturday, August 25, 2012

Do Self-Published Authors Flood The Market With Junk?

Yesterday, while mowing my lawn, I fell into an argument with myself about the notion of self-published authors flooding the market with poor quality novels. I often talk to myself when I'm alone, and, yes, sometimes it leads to an argument.

Four hours on a riding mower can make the voices inside my head a bit combative. We had quite a discussion, me and myself, and came to a conclusion. But first, the argument:

In full disclosure (and because it's a great opportunity for a plug), I self-published my novel, The Night Train this past February on Amazon. In April I published the print version with Amazon's CreateSpace. Last week I published the Nook version on Barnes and Noble.

Until recently, an author who self-published was labeled "vain" (hence the name, vanity press, for the companies which catered to them). An author basically paid these small press companies to print their books. It was expensive and frowned upon by the writing community in general. But Amazon changed that.

The story of Amazon, and what it has done for (or to, depending upon whom you ask) the publishing industry has been talked to death, so I won't repeat the repeats. If you don't know the story then you probably landed on this blog by accident.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Author Spotlight: Jenn Nixon

To protect her family and find a killer, Felicia “Lucky” Fascino assumed her adoptive father’s identity and joined the network, an organization of moral assassins to finish the job he began. Eliminating the man responsible for murdering her mother has consumed her for the last five years. While keeping her Uncle Stephen and cousin Elizabeth at arm’s length, Lucky begins to feel the weight of her career choice and reclusive lifestyle. Then a chance encounter with an enigmatic hit man, during one of her jobs, turns into a provocative and dangerous affair. Distracted by the secret trysts with Kenji Zinn and mounting tension within her family, Lucky makes reckless mistakes that threaten her livelihood and almost claim her life.

Chapter One

            Through a small gap in the grimy motel curtains, Lucky watched Conrad Andersen pull a hooker over his lap and playfully spank her ass. The woman shook her bleached head and kicked her legs in false protest, shaking the entire bed. She slithered against his portly belly and gave him an exaggerated kiss before vanishing from the scope.

            Andersen wiped his mouth, and traces of bright red lipstick smeared across his face. Frowning, he got up and moved out of view.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

10Questions: Stephanie Lawton

After collecting a couple English degrees in the Midwest, Stephanie Lawton suddenly awoke in the deepest reaches of the Deep South. Culture shock inspired her to write about Mobile, Alabama, her adopted city, and all the ways Southern culture, history and attitudes seduce the unsuspecting.

A lover of all things gothic, she can often be spotted photographing old cemeteries, historic buildings and, ironically, the beautiful beaches of the Gulf Coast. She also has a tendency to psychoanalyze people, which comes in handy when creating character profiles.

On her thirtieth birthday, she mourned (okay bawled) the fact that in no way could she still be considered a “young adult,” so she rebelled by picking up Twilight and promptly fell in love with Young Adult literature.

She has a love/hate relationship with Mardi Gras and can sneeze 18 times in a row.

#1:  Is Want your first novel? Tell us about it.

It is! Actually, Want is my first attempt at fiction. Before this, I wrote nonfiction by way of newspapers, TV and advanced academic pursuits. I felt like I didn't have a story to tell until I ran into a rather snooty woman at a Mardi Gras parade and I began wondering what it would be like to live with her ... to be her daughter. That's where my main character came from and I built from there until I had a whole cast of characters and Mobile as the setting. 

Want tells the story of seventeen-year-old Julianne, who wants nothing more than to get into a prestigious music school in Boston so she can get away from her dysfuctional family. She doesn't get the right kind of attention from her parents, so she goes looking for approval from the wrong people. When her life-long piano instructor has a stroke, he suggests his prodigal nephew take over her lessons. The nephew is obviously bad news, but he could also be Juli's ticket into her dream school. The two begin a tentative friendship that quickly gets out of control.  

#2:  Did you consider self-publishing instead of signing with with a publisher?

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Author Spotlight: Lyra McKen

No one appreciates the importance of author promotion like another author, so I try to help out where I can.

Meet Lyra McKen. Lyra is releasing her first novel, Zombified, on August 31, 2012.

A excerpt from Zombified:

“Cassie, wake up.” He stood back up over me as I sat up and rubbed my eyes.

I noticed that Ted was not with him, and he looked defeated as he sat down on the floor beside me. I crawled over to wrap my arms around him, and he looked surprised at first but then he put his arm around me and we were silent for a little while.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Like A Taste Test For The Brain

After six months in Amazon's KDP Select program, I've decided it's time to make my novel available on other platforms. The Nook will be first, and should be available within the next few days. Of course you can always purchase the paperback.

To help kick off the Nook version, I'm posting the first chapter as a teaser.


Chapter 1

Jayrod stood at the edge of the gully, paralyzed with fear, as the thick vine swung toward him for the third time. Horace Plunk and his two hangers-on, Bobby Greenhall and Tony Farse, hadn’t seemed a bit scared when they swung across, but nothing ever scared them. In the distance he heard the tinkling of the bell - her bell - the bell even Horace Plunk didn’t dare ignore. Below he saw the tangle of honeysuckle and briars. 

Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle……

“Grab it fatass!” Horace taunted as the vine came within reach.

“He’s skeered,” Bobby said. Jayrod closed his eyes, bit his lip, and swallowed the lump in his throat. The vine hit the fingers of his outstretched hands and he grabbed it. It felt rough in his hands, like a rope badly twisted and peppered with burrs. He opened his eyes and pushed off with his feet, toward his classmates, knowing he hadn't pushed hard enough. Over the ditch he swung, trying not to look down as he passed halfway, then three-quarters, until his feet touched the red dirt where his tormentors stood ready to push him back should he manage to find his balance. They didn't have to. A toehold proved not enough and he swung back toward the other bank, missing it by several inches. Like a pendulum he swung, back and forth, to and fro, until his hands slipped and he spiraled downward. Briars ripped the flesh of his bare legs and arms as he plummeted ten feet to the bottom of the ravine.

“Jayrod broke the vine!” Horace laughed. “Big fat Jayrod!”

At first he thought he was blind, or blurred, then he realized it was his glasses. One lens was missing and the drastic difference in vision between left and right gave him the sensation of being knocked in the head. Glasses were a big deal. A huge deal.

“Think he’s dead?”

“Nah, he ain’t dead, Bobby. He’s just too fat to get up,” Horace said.

The bullies cackled themselves giddy while Jayrod felt around for the missing lens in the tangle of briars and weeds and pine seedlings. He wallowed out quite a circle by the time he managed to get to his feet. Something cracked beneath his left sneaker and it sounded like glass.

All at once Horace and his gang fell quiet, then scampered away like mice, leaving him in the bottom of the gully to find his own way out.

Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. The sound of Mrs. Snitch’s bell was muffled but unmistakable. Climbing out was impossible. Both banks went straight up. He looked left, then right, but the thicket was taller than he was and blocked his view. Every way he turned he was met with briars that ripped at his arms and at the tender white flesh of his half-naked legs. There was nothing to do but pick a direction and hope it led somewhere.
The next few minutes seemed like an eternity. Off in the distance he could hear the vigorous shake of the bell. One step at a time he pushed back the briars, trying not to stick his fingers and thumbs, until the gully widened and grew shallow enough for him to climb out. As he neared the picnic area he could hear Mrs. Snitch’s aggravated voice.

“Where is Jayrod? Has anyone seen Jayrod?”

“No ma’am,” Horace said. “Maybe he got lost in the woods or something.”

Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle…..

Mrs. Snitch told the children to finish their lunches and be sure to throw their brown paper bags and empty milk cartons into the trash can. And don’t wander off. No sense losing the entire fourth grade class. Every few minutes she snapped her bell and asked if anyone had seen Jayrod. He watched from the bushes, ashamed to show himself because of the rip in his shirt, and because of the bloody scratches on his arms and legs, and because of the broken glasses he held in his hand.

Tinkle! Tinkle! Tinkle!

Jayrod swallowed hard and stepped out of the bushes.

Scarlet Tanner glanced up from her half-eaten pimento cheese sandwich and saw him first. She was pretty with her pink pigtails and white sundress. “There he is, Mrs. Snitch! And he’s peed his pants!”

Jayrod looked down. It was true. True in a big way. What he had thought was sweat from his exertions was pee. Probably from the fall, or the impact of it. He wanted to turn and run back into the bushes but he knew Mrs. Snitch would drag him out again with her bell.

 “Get over here this instant Jayrod Nash!”

Jayrod took a step, then another, toward his classmates. Blood trickled down both arms. His shirt was ripped and useless for anything but his mother’s rag box. Juice from the leaves he had ripped off the vine on his way down had left his palms sticky. Bits of grass and weed were matted into his thick brown curls. Numerous stickers from the briars dotted his chubby legs. His face was almost red enough to hide his freckles. He was bloody and in pain from head to toe, but no one noticed any of those things. All they saw was the big dark piss stain ringing the crotch of his shorts.

His classmates gathered quickly. What had been a loose group scattered amongst half a dozen picnic tables tightened like a fist. Twenty fourth graders at one picnic table, and all of them laughing at him. He also learned that when Mrs. Snitch says let’s have a look at you she means the class, not just her, for she took him by the earlobe and led him to within a few feet of the cackling children. She twisted him, and turned him, and looked him up and down. Hard as he tried to stop them, tears began to roll down his face. Snot tickled his nose. If he sniffed he would snuffle, and if he snuffled he would cry, so he let the snot seep out onto his lip.

“Fine mess you’ve made of yourself,” she said. “What will your mother think of me?”

“Jayrod pissed his pants,” Horace Plunk said.

“You watch your language, Horace Plunk, or I’ll wash your mouth out with soap again.”

After what seemed an eternity, she ordered the children back to the bus. Jayrod watched them as they stuffed their wax paper wrappers and empty juice containers into their brown paper bags and tossed them into the steel trash can chained to a pipe that was cemented into the ground. His stomach growled. There was one bag left in the box atop Mrs. Snitch’s table and it was rightfully his.

“Can I ha..have my lun..lunch?”

“Lunch? Why I’d think the last thing you would want right now is more juice.” She dumped the box, bag and all, upside down into the trash can and gave him a shove toward the bus.

* * *

On the bus ride home Jayrod saw his father. Actually, Horace Plunk saw him first.

“Hey, Jayrod, ain’t that your old man picking up trash on the side of the road? Yeah, hey everybody, there’s Jayrod’s daddy picking up trash!”

Jayrod’s father had left rather suddenly one night a few months back. His mother had said he was away in the army fighting for their country and was somebody to be proud of, but there he stood, wearing an orange jumpsuit dragging an orange garbage bag with a half dozen other men wearing the same clothes dragging the same bags. Jonce Nash was a jailbird. Bobby Greenhall chanted it over and over until the bus dropped Jayrod off amid a cloud of brown Mississippi dust at his mailbox.

“Jayrod’s daddy’s a jailbird!” he yelled again, as Jayrod walked with his head down toward the white wood-framed house with its rusted tin roof and a front porch that sagged in the middle like a swaybacked horse. “No wonder he lives in a pig sty.”

Oink! Oink!,” Horace yelled. “Maybe you’d better wear a diaper to school tomorrow in case you pee your pants again.”

The roar of laughter died away as the bus clattered on to its next stop down the road and around the curve. Ellie Nash was in bed when Jayrod poked his head through the half-open door and whispered momma. He was glad she was asleep because that meant she hadn’t heard the part about Jonce being a jailbird. Finding out he was in jail might make her condition worse. When she didn’t answer he turned away from her room and went to his own, changed into clothes that didn’t smell like urine, and wondered if she might get up in time to fix supper. She often forgot to cook now that his father was away. 

He watched television for an hour then went to the kitchen and made himself a peanut butter sandwich as quietly as possible. She didn’t like him wasting food but his stomach was starting to hurt. Maybe if he washed and put away the butter knife and went outside, so as not to drop any crumbs on the floor, she wouldn’t notice and, if she did notice, maybe she would give him one more chance since he didn’t get lunch at school. Sometimes she would give him one more chance if he cried a little. Most of the time he could even get away with swiping one of her snack cakes from under the kitchen counter because a bad memory was one of the symptoms of her condition.

Jayrod sat on the back porch with his feet dangling over the edge and ate his sandwich. He dreaded telling her about the glasses more than the shirt because he supposed they cost a lot of money. Thousands of dollars, probably. Maybe millions.

Ellie Nash didn’t have a little silver bell like Mrs. Snitch but Jayrod heard his mother moving about and slipped back through the back door before she caught him outside. She didn’t like him playing outside when she was bedridden because sometimes she needed something fetched and he wouldn’t hear her call.

“Momma,” he said softly as she opened the refrigerator door and began to rummage. “I had a little accident today.”

“What now? It’s always something with you these days.”

“I fell in a ditch and broke my glasses and ripped my shirt.”

“At school?”

“We took a field trip to the park, remember? You signed the permission slip last week.”

“Did you drink all the milk? I know there was milk in here last night.”

“Yes ma’am, I fixed me some cereal for breakfast and there wasn’t but a little bit. I tried not to use it all.”

“Now I can’t have my milk and bread. You know milk and bread helps me sleep. Lord knows I get precious little of that.”

“I’m sorry, momma.”

“Sorry don’t put milk back in the jug,” she said, pulling a lump of something wrapped in foil from the bottom shelf. She unwrapped her find, sniffed it and took a bite of what looked to him to be a Spam sandwich.

“Do you think we can get my glasses fixed? I’ll be real careful with them from now on.”

She took a second bite and mumbled something about welfare and his father being away and about kids being such a burden. When the last hunk of sandwich crossed her lips she took a swig of water and withdrew again to her bedroom with a warning to keep the racket down or he’d be sorry.

Jayrod slipped back outside and played in the back yard until dark, then went inside and took a bath before going to bed. Sleep came late, after hours of replaying the scene at the park over and over in his head. More than anything he wished he could play hooky for the rest of his life. At least until Horace Plunk had grown up and moved away.

When morning came his mother gently shook him awake. He rubbed his eyes, wiped away the sleep, then popped them open and sat up with a shock.

“I’m sorry, momma, I didn’t hear my clock go off.”

“That’s because I turned it off. Now get dressed and eat your breakfast before the bus comes.”

Breakfast? Something strange was afoot and it had him a little worried. Maybe somebody had died, but he didn’t know of anyone being sick. If somebody had to die he thought it might as well be Horace Plunk, but his mother didn’t know him and wouldn’t be fixing breakfast because of it. Then he felt guilty for thinking such a thing. Then he heard his mother humming as her back disappeared through the door.

By the time Jayrod dressed and combed his hair and made his way to the kitchen his mother had his plate on the table with a piece of dry toast and a tiny clump of scrambled egg. Instead of milk, since they had none, she mixed sugar with Hershey’s cocoa and hot water. She called it kid’s coffee. It stung his lips when he took the first sip but he couldn’t make himself wait until it cooled.

* * *

When Jayrod boarded the school bus he was glad to see his best friend Arnold sitting in their assigned seat halfway back. He and Arnold had been best friends forever. Jayrod slid in beside him and told him about breakfast.

“Guess you won’t be wanting this then,” Arnold said, pulling two chocolate bars from his pocket and offering one to his friend.

Jayrod grinned and took the chocolate. “Ever thought how funny it is that your momma’s name’s Candy and you’re always giving me candy?”

Arnold laughed. “Maybe that’s why she always keeps it around the house.”

“I think I’ll save it for later,” Jayrod said.

“That’s a first.”

“She might be sick or something,” Jayrod said after tucking the candy bar away in his backpack.


“Not your momma. My momma.”

“But you said she was smiling. Don’t sound like being sick to me. Maybe she’s got a boyfriend. New boyfriends always make my momma smile.”

“Married women can’t have boyfriends.”

Jayrod was glad Arnold had been absent yesterday and hadn’t witnessed his ordeal at the park. No doubt he would hear about it as soon as Horace Plunk boarded and took his seat behind them. Of all the people who had to sit behind them the bus driver picked Horace.

“I might as well tell you what happened yesterday,” Jayrod said, “before Horace beats me to it.”

He left nothing out. By the time he was through Arnold looked as though he might cry himself. A few minutes later Horace bounded up the steps all full of life and told it again.

“You should’ve seen the way he pissed his pants!”

The morning bell rang and Mrs. Snitch ordered the kids to their seats. Jayrod and Arnold shared a table with Digger Jones and Tony Farse. Tony ran with Horace Plunk and was not to be trusted. Digger, like Jayrod and Arnold, was an outcast because he picked his nose a lot and had been known to eat the find. Jayrod and Arnold tried to avoid them both as much as possible.

Mrs. Snitch paused when she came to Arnold’s name on the roll and demanded a note from home to explain his absence the previous day - a note he readily delivered to her desk. On his way back to his seat Horace stuck his foot out and sent him sprawling to the floor. 

“Quiet!” Mrs. Snitch snapped. “Horace, you go stand in the hall.” Arnold’s face glowed crimson as he gathered himself up and made his way quickly back to his seat.

“You walk like a girl,” Tony Farse whispered when Arnold sat down.

Without his glasses Jayrod could barely make out Mrs. Snitch’s handwriting on the blackboard and relied on Arnold to read it to him at a whisper. Tony Farse repeatedly tattled to the teacher that his two tablemates were talking, until finally Arnold had to stop and leave Jayrod to squint his eyes and make it out as best he could. Jayrod had no trouble reading up close so he was able to complete his bookwork without help.
At recess Arnold approached Miss Snitch with caution as she sat in her folding chair reading a paperback romance novel. “Ma’am,” he said softly after she had failed to notice him standing in front of her. She looked up from her book and pierced his courage with her sharp glare.


“Spit it out, Arnold, I’m trying to read my book.”

“Uh, ma’am, it’s just that, uh, well, Jayrod broke his glasses yesterday and, uh, well he can’t see the board from back where our table is.”

“Then his parents had better replace his glasses.”


“No buts, young man. It wouldn’t be fair to the other students to make special arrangements for Jayrod.”

“Yes, ma’am,” he said, and walked back to the swings where Jayrod was sitting and watching.

“What was that all about?”

“Oh, nothing,” Arnold said. “I was just asking her if I could go to the bathroom and she told me to wait until recess is over.”


 * * *

Ellie Nash was humming to herself when her son strode through the front door and it didn’t take Jayrod long to figure out why. There he sat, big as life on the green vinyl couch, with a cigarette dangling from his lips and a beer in his hand. Jonce Nash was home.

If you liked chapter one, you'll love what follows. Get it now for your Kindle or in paperback.

Friday, August 10, 2012

10 Questions: with Lauren Clark

Lauren Clark, author

About Lauren:

Lauren Clark is the author of Stay Tuned and Dancing Naked in Dixie . She writes contemporary novels set in the Deep South; stories sprinkled with sunshine, suspense, and secrets.

A former TV news anchor, Lauren adores flavored coffee, local book stores, and anywhere she can stick her toes in the sand. Her big loves are her family, paying it forward, and true-blue friends. Check out her website at 

#1:  Dancing Naked in Dixie is a catchy title. What's it about and who is your target audience?

Why, thank you, Carl! I've received a lot of compliments on the title and I'm so glad people like it! The story follows Julia Sullivan, a "big city" travel writer sent to cover the historic Pilgrimage (tour of homes) in Eufaula, Alabama. No one actually "gets naked" in Dixie (sorry, 50 Shades of Gray people!)'s actually a phrase that the main character spouts off when she finds out she's getting sent to Eufaula...a small city in Lower Alabama.

My target audience includes anyone who enjoys contemporary fiction, humor, and smart, sassy stories about women finding happiness and their place in the world. No vampires, no werewolves, and no bodice ripping (not yet, anyway...).
#2:  What advantages does publishing with an independent publisher like Monterey Press have over going it alone with Amazon's KDP and CreateSpace?

Monterey Press is actually my own imprint! As there still tends to be some negativity about indie publishing, establishing my own company (an LLC) and using hand-picked, professional editors, designers, and formatters for my novels is a way to set my work apart.